It's over baby!

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Dear SPS,

You and I had a great run together, but I am afraid this is the end of the line for us!

To be honest, you have changed since we first met. Back then your colors were so vibrant, but lately you’ve just been a bit bland. And frankly, your polyps don’t extend as long anymore either. I just don’t get excited anymore when I see you.

You have become so fussy too! First, the Calcium isn’t right, and then it is Magnesium. But even if I get those sorted out for you, then you complain about Iodine and my other friends. It’s always too much or not enough for you! The wave too, is never right! And I’m sorry, but my fish need food, so you can’t always turn sour just because the Nitrates and Phosphates are up a little and demand a water change. And as if that wasn't enough, every time I travel, I have to deal with you crying "blues" for weeks.

Yes, there is another coral in my life right now - LPS! The truth is, she is much easier to deal with: always seems happy, not fussy all the time, and does a sexy dance for me every night. For the most part LPS doesn’t even complain about my fish. Frankly, she is not as high maintenance as you are!

So baby, I don’t have it in me anymore to go on with this. I’m afraid we will have to go our separate ways from here. I will always remember our time together, and I hope you find a great guy that will take good care of you! You'll be much better out there, in the Ocean.

Good-bye babe!

Scott.
 
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Hahaha... SPS for short periode is nice but for long periode it make alot of problems. Even for an experience reefer...
 
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Scott... Just forget your past n get ready for something new, she just aint good for you.. But how about the man called softies and his buddy name zoa n paly?? Can you get along with him/them? Lol..
 
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